Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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