so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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