i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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