playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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