when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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