If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize
