is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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