I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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