I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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