is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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