If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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