You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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