We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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