I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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