I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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