He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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