this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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