We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Your tits are I can't wait for
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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