I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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