There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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