she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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