ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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