would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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