Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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