Ketchup is God's man juice
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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