I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i came on her dog
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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