My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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