hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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