Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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