does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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