How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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