I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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