You're my little dorito
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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