I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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