do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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