i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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