He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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