There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
im on a boat
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