and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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