the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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