Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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