I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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