Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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