I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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