their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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