If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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