why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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