omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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