She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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