I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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