i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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