The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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