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(612): View more from Minnesota

hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile

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(239): View more from Florida

Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

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(209): View more from California

I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(520): View more from Arizona

Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party

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(870): View more from Arkansas

had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.

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