Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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