She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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