it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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