He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
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