either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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