these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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