Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
